Sunday, September 29, 2024

Tanners 0 - 1 Hayes & Yeading

Three (well, certainly two) points dropped, with a last-minute goal reversing the scoreline we had enjoyed a few weeks ago at their place.

 

In the first half I was not sure what was more interesting, the football or the number 53 Ewhurst to Guildford timetable, as both sides cancelled each other out.  We probably came out on top as their goalkeeper started to take about a minute for each goal kick.  We also hit the cross bar when our player beat chased a long ball, beat the 'keeper to it and was face with an open goal.  It was on his wrong foot so he took a couple of touches to steady himself and as the defenders retreated he fired it onto the cross bar.

 

The second half, we were a lot more positive and pressed for a winner.  Hayes & Yeading are considerably taller so most of our crosses and corners were easily dealt with.  We struck the cross bar again from a header at close range.

 

The more and more we applied pressure, cracks started to appear in the form of a Hayes & Yeading breakaway and it was a constant reminder that they could score… and so they did in the 89th minute following another swift counter attack.

 

Disappointing and so we travel to Moneyfields on Tuesday.  One of our longest trips moved to a midweek fixture as a result of our progress in the Trophy…

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Hayes & Yeading are coming!

A much needed break in the rain allows for a much needed home game, with the arrival of Hayes & Yeading.

We met each other in the FA Sodding Trophy and came away 1-0 winners.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Monday, September 23, 2024

Sevenoaks 1 - 2 Tanners

Leatherhead secured a 2-1 victory against Sevenoaks Town at the Bourne Stadium, notching up a FA-competition-away double.

After falling behind to an early goal, Leatherhead equalised just before halftime with a penalty from Deondre Date following a handball on the line that also saw the hosts reduced to ten men.

In the second half, George Hedley scored the winning goal with a header in the 56th minute. Although Leatherhead had a goal disallowed shortly after, they maintained pressure but missed several chances to extend their lead.  Sevenoaks had a late opportunity to make it 2-2 but failed to convert.

Onto Saturday when we return to league action against Hayes & Yeading United at home – at home! – on Saturday…

Saturday, September 21, 2024

Travelling Tanners

FA Trophy today, so it can only mean we're away. Away to a side we've already played. Sevenoaks again then, and they'll no doubt be looking for revenge after our win in a proper FA competition.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

South Park are coming

Velocity Cup action tonight as we have a home draw ( FA competitions, please take note) against South Park.

South Park sit just below us in the table, with three points to their name.

Kick off at 7.45. Good luck fellas!

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Dartford 2 - 0 Tanners

Looking at the league results yesterday, there is no shame in going out of the FA Cup in the second qualifying round, as many of our cohorts were in action. Dartford was always going to be a tough challenge where we needed to avoid conceding a goal, take our chances, and get a bit of luck; sadly, none of those things happened.

 

Leatherhead started the game well and did not look out of place against their Isthmian Premier opposition. Perhaps this caught our hosts off guard, as we carved out a couple of good chances—one going just wide from the right and another attack down the left where our player was brought down in the box. It was a clear penalty, but the referee opted to make up rules such as "inviting a tackle" to avoid making a tough decision in the opening minutes.

 

Dartford then scored with their first attack. A shot bounced through the box, seemingly straight at Wheeler, but caught him off guard, and he could only parry the ball down into the path of their No. 7, who made no mistake from four yards.

 

Leatherhead fizzed another shot just wide and blasted one well over before Dartford sealed the half and the game. A simple attack down the right-hand side and a shot across the goal found the side netting, making it 2-0. Suddenly, it looked like our chances had vanished as quickly as the two to three hundred supporters who had been watching Dartford in the league so far this seaon.

 

They had two clear chances and scored two goals. We had the same opportunities, with a penalty waved away, yet had nothing to show for it. That is the difference we need to address. When we were gifted a clear shot on goal and could only fire the ball directly at the 'keeper, the gristly burger I was attempting to eat started to become harder to swallow.

 

The Leatherhead supporters shouted for a penalty, but the ball had invited the defender to handle it—probably.

 

Tired legs saw out the remaining time, having to play midweek away at Guernsey, with not much time to recover before we play in the Velocity Cup before heading back to Sevenoaks for the FA Sodding Trophy.

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Travelling Tanners

Leatherhead travel to Dartford today, in the second qualifying round of the FA Cup.

My last visit there could have gone better. We were doing well until Joe Sheerin got sent off and then the bouncers wouldn't let us drink in the bar after the game. I hope our players and their hospitality behave better.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Travelling Tanners

Guernsey. On a Wednesday.

Kick off at 7.45. Good luck fellas!

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Hayes & Yeading 0 - 1 Tanners

Leatherhead secured a narrow 1-0 victory over Hayes & Yeading United in the FA Sodding Trophy, advancing to the Second Qualifying Round at the Skyex Community Stadium. 

The match was largely uneventful until Deondre Date's decisive goal in the 67th minute, which came after a well-timed pass from Matt Everitt. 

Hayes & Yeading had opportunities to take the lead earlier in the match, notably a smart save by Leatherhead's goalkeeper Sonny Wheeler.

Our reward?  Another away tie at Sevenoaks.

Saturday, September 07, 2024

Travelling Tanners

It's the FA Sodding Trophy today and an away trip to Hayes & Yeading. It's also a halfhearted New Ground Klaxon as we face them in the league in a couple of months.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas!

Wednesday, September 04, 2024

Tanners 1 - 0 Dulwich Hamlet

Oh FA Cup, how can I stay mad at you?  After Monday'sdraw had handed us another Isthmian Premier side and our fourth away tie over two FA competitions, I was a bit down on the competition but last night's performance rekindled that excitement (in the FA Cup that is, not the FA sodding Trophy; that can die in the sea).

 

Often you only get one chance to beat higher-placed oppositions, and on the 84th minute of the first game it could have been the best opportunity we had but Leatherhead came out believing that they could go one step further.  The opening 10 minutes had our Isthmian Premier guests pinned in their half as we pressed for and opening goal and won a series of corners.  One opening exchange saw us have four shots on goal that couldn't find a way through the crowded area.

 

The game then went through passages of play where Dulwich started to dominate, then into a stalemate and then with us back on top; all without either side really carving out any clear chance.

 

The game ebbed and flowed until we got to the 84thminute, again, and Leatherhead shot from distance into a crowded area.  As the video shows, the player leans into the shot and flicks out his elbow as the ball made contact; it was harsh and a referee who didn't want to have to wave away angry players at the full time whistle would have not given it but he obviously saw enough movement to point to the spot.

 

The Dulwich 'keeper now excelled himself at tomfoolery as rather than prepare to save the penalty decided to leave his area, take his gloves off, attempt to put his gloves back on, take them off again when he saw the referee talking to another player, put them back on again when instructed, start walking back into the area, leave the area to have chat and a cuddle with a Dulwich player, walk back in to the area and finally walk past his goal and take a drink from his bottle.  Cheating of the highest order and the referee agreed with me as he issued a yellow card.

 

Perhaps if the 'keeper had spent more time thinking about saving the penalty he would have made a better job of it, as he dived the wrong way and we went 1-0 up.  Now we needed to survive the remaining time, which included an additional six minutes.

 

Naturally Dulwich stepped up the pressure (and their 'keeper did not find the need to take his gloves off) and while they did carve out a close-range chance, which they blasted over, Leatherhead looked comfortable and saw out the time to send us through to the away (where else?) tie against Dartford.

 

Onto Saturday and the FA crapping Trophy…

Tuesday, September 03, 2024

Dulwich Hamlet are coming

Leatherhead and Dulwich will both feel a mixture of relief and disappointment at having this replay. Dulwich would have probably hoped to have this done and dusted against a side a league below them but faced a 2-1 score line in the 84th minute.

The winner will have the away trip to high-flying Dartford to look forward to!

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Sunday, September 01, 2024

Dulwich Hamlet 2 - 2 Tanners

The Tanners have forced a, perhaps unlikely replay, in the FA Cup against their Isthmian Premier rivals, Dulwich Hamlet, following an exciting 2-2 draw at Champion Hill Stadium.

Dulwich Hamlet controlled much of the first half, but their dominance was undermined by missed opportunities, including penalty miss that was sent well wide, leaving them with only a single goal lead at the break.

In the second half, the Tanners found their rhythm. Seb Karczewski scored twice, propelling the visitors into an unexpected lead and putting them on the brink of a notable cup upset.

However, Dulwich Hamlet equalised late in the game with a superb strike from Anthony Jeffrey, setting up a replay at Fetcham Grove on Tuesday…

Saturday, August 31, 2024

Travelling Tanners

FA Cup day arrives with a trip to our old friends, Dulwich Hamlet. Our hosts finished fourth from bottom last year so made their way back to the Ryman Premier, and now enter the cup in the first qualifying round.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Westfield 3 - 1 Tanners

For the second game in a row, Leatherhead start slowly and get bullied in a game that ends in disappointment.  Westfield came into this game with an average of three goals scored and were well on their way to maintaining this after just five minutes when, yet again, we hesitate in defence and allow a shot from six yards.

 

Any envy I had about those in attendance drifted away on the stroke of half time, when the ref awarded a dubious penalty and we went into the break 2-0 down.  Better than 3-0, I suppose.

 

The ref was keen to even things up and awarded an equally surprising penalty to us; Fitzgerald stepping up to put it away to make it 2-1 with 12 minutes to go.  Any hope of gasping an unlikely point drifted away when the hosts grabbed a stoppage time goal.

 

Onto Dulwich then…

Monday, August 26, 2024

Travelling Tanners

Leatherhead aim to bounce back from their disappointing defeat with a win against Westfield today. No doubt there'll be an extra incentive for the home side to win, with the return of their ex- manager.

Westfield are unbeaten so far this season with an opening draw against Rayners Lane and a 4-3 win over Uxbridge. Including the FA Cup, they've scored 9 goals this season… and they're a bogey team… gulp…

Kick off at 12.30. Good luck fellas!

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Tanners 2 - 3 Hartley Wintney

I had a strange premonition while queuing for my chips, that this was not going to be a great game and despite a late rally the vinegar didn't lie.

The first half was a complete shambles and we were bossed around for almost all of it.  It did look like we had managed to score against the run of play when we pumped the ball to the far post where our player held off the defender and keeper to turn the ball across goal for it to be headed in from close range.  The ref saw something and blew for a foul.

Then it all went south, fast.  A free kick was sent in and a free header made it 1-0.  Soon after we save a shot but were not alive to the rebound and it was deftly curled into the top left hand corner.  2-0.  

Finally a long ball looked to be well marshalled by our defender until he was barged off of the ball.  The ref had been quick to protect the visitors players for such a challenge, but let this one go and it was fired in from range.

Half time and the best entertainment came in the form of Escape to the Country.  The couple appeared to have bucked the usual trend and chosen one of their first houses they'd seen.  If Property One could hold off the challenge of The Mystery House, could we come back from 3-0 down...?

We certainly looked more positive and just on the hour we pulled one back.  A powerful header from a corner flew past the 'keeper who was getting dog's abuse for not commanding his area better from his own defenders.

Then on 82 minutes a low cross was tapped in to make it 2-3 and interesting.  Seven minutes of additional time was added and hopes were raised.

The equaliser could have come from two headers.  One was denied by brave defending and the other scuffed wide.  

Disappointing.  Probably more disappointing than being drawn away to Dulwich Hamlet in the First Qualifying Round of the FA Cup which is played next week...

Hartley Wintney are coming!

Storm Lilian has made her presence felt this morning with some heavy rain.  I hope not enough to spoil our return to the Grove for the first time this season.

Our guests got off to the perfect start in the league, beating Guernsey, but lost to Larkhall Athletic in the FA Cup.

Kick off at 3pm.  See you there!

Sunday, August 18, 2024

Sevenoaks Town 0 - 2 Tanners

Perhaps the weight of expectation of playing with gold number proved too much for our hosts, as Leatherhead make it safely through to the next round.  It took 10 minues or so to settle but once we did, we restricted Sevenoaks Town to just a couple of chances while building up a comfortable lead.

 

I came into this game thinking I would be happy with a draw and the opening 10 minutes did little to persuade me otherwise but soon after the game was made safe with two quick fires goals. 

 

Date opened the scoring on 18 minutes when he bounced on a cross fired low into the box for a simple tap in.  We were perhaps a little fortunate here as the ref, who failed to count out ten yards properly also failed to see an obvious handball in the build up.

 

Just two minutes later we doubled our lead when Haigh stormed into the right side of the box.  Despite being pulled back by his arm by the defender (ref missed it) he managed to fire a powerful shot into the top left corner.  2-0.

 

Sevenoaks hit the bar twice in quick succession in the second half, but that was really all I saw from them.  We thought we had won a penalty but our player was booked for diving.  Overall, the half showed how we could control the game and hold onto a 2-0 lead.

 

Onto Monday and the draw then…

Saturday, August 17, 2024

Travelling Tanners

The dream of an FA Cup run starts today with a trip to Sevenoaks. For some the New Ground Klaxon will be sounding, but I remember going there for a hastily arranged friendly a few years back.

Our hosts play at the same level in the Isthmian South East League and got a win on their opening fixture, against Burgess Hill.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!