Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Tanners 0 - 0 Westfield

Of the three teams with perfect starts, only Leatherhead came out with a point as the others both lost.  It is not as if we are pulling away by a point and we are promptly joined by two others.

My closest involvement with football was having a drink in the pub that they filmed Ted Lasso.  A show that sounded considerably more entertaining than the game at The Grove.

Both teams struggled to get a grip on the game, and it was played out for a scoreless draw.

Time to prepare for the FA Cup game on Saturday then...

Monday, August 28, 2023

Westfield are coming!

It is my wife's birthday, so I won't be at today's game.  Ironically, I am likely to end up in a Westfield shopping centre near Kensington while their namesakes play out today's league game.

Leatherhead are only one of three teams that have made a perfect start in the league, with two wins.  Westfield have a draw to their name.

Kick off at 3pm.  Good luck fellas.

Sunday, August 27, 2023

South Park 1 - 2 Tanners

All in all, a very satisfactory three games for Leatherhead.  It wasn't the kind of trilogy that has the impact of discovering Darth Vader is your father, but an FA Cup win and three points will do nicely.

Again Leatherhead started the game looking brighter and again South Park sat back and tried to soak up the pressure.  Their hard work was undone when a defender pulled a Leatherhead player's shirt, right under the nose of the referee, and a penalty was given.

Sow stepped up and didn't make a pig's ear of it, 1-0.

Just before half time, Saraiva curled in an exquisite freekick to make it 2-0 and a repeat of the halftime scoreline on Tuesday night.

South Park did pull one back in the second half to put us on edge, but we held on to make it six points from six.

Westfield on Monday then...

Saturday, August 26, 2023

Travelling Tanners

The last part of the South Park trilogy is played out today, as we face them again in the league. 

So far, we are up 3-2 on aggregate after our win in the replay.  Hopefully we can show the same clinical edge that saw us go into the first half 2-0 up on Tuesday.

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found on the link I posted just a week ago.  Good luck fellas!

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Tanners 2 - 1 South Park

Leatherhead's FA Cup dream lives on as we beat South Park last night.  Two first half goals were enough to set up a seemingly comfortable win, until the last three minutes of stoppage time.

Much like the first game, Leatherhead came out brightly but this time were more clinical.  On just 8 minutes, Man of the Match, Dan Hector broke down the left and cut his pass back into the path of Omarr Lawson who fired it in off the 'keeper.

Leatherhead continued to dominate when they repeated the trick again, albeit from a closer angle and via the head of a defender for an own goal.

The second half, with Leatherhead 2-0 to the good, it was understandable that we did not overcommit.  We made few attempts at goal, but while South Park appeared to lack the edge to do anything about it we were happy to dictate the game at arms length.  This all changed in stoppage time, when they scored.  A break down the left and the ball was shifted to the centre, where it was slotted into the bottom right corner.

Then, with three of the five minutes to go, they had a throw-in deep in our territory and up went their 'keeper.  The long throw was followed by two corners where I could taste extra-time and penalties, but we held on and set up a match with our old friends, Horsham.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

South Park are coming!

FA Cup replay action tonight and South Park come to the Grove looking to move on in the competition to face Horsham at home.

The last time this happened and we had a replay against South Park, it didn't end well and we were on the wrong end of a 3-1 beating.  Hopefully that can be avoided tonight.

Kick off at 7.45.  See you there!

Sunday, August 20, 2023

South Park 1 - 1 Tanners

Plenty of pressure did not prevent an early FA Cup scare with South Park scoring first and holding on to the last few minutes.

The first half was largely all Leatherhead and seemed that way into the second half until the hosts scored with a free header.

A triple change created the desired effect and we pounced with just about enough time to equalise and nearly win it.

We take them back to ours on Tuesday, but who will be singing "can we play you thrice a week?" come next Saturday...?

Saturday, August 19, 2023

Travelling Tanners

A Tarpeyless Leatherhead travel to South Park for the FA Cup today.  It isn't a happy hunting ground for us and the last time we played them in the cup, we were soundly beaten 3-1.  A lot to do then.

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found here.  Good luck  fellas.

Sunday, August 13, 2023

Tanners 2 - 1 Southall

Leatherhead notch up an opening-day win with a late push after it looked like we were going to pass sideways to a draw.

The first 45 minutes lacked any kind of incident of note.  I think we missed a chance to open the scoring in the last minute, but by then I was already sat down in the bar with a cup of tea.

The second half saw us come out with purpose but the intensity and pressure only really troubled our hosts for the last 30 minutes.

Our goal came from a freekick.  A ball to the far post was headed back across goal for it to be volleyed in off the bar.  For a worrying second it looked like it might bounce on the line and spin out but when the roof of the net bulged we could celebrate.

Southall had rarely troubled us until we troubled ourselves.  Overpassing at the back saw a stray pass fall to one of their players and they passed it into the net.

Leatherhead pressed on.  Tarpey missed a golden chance by hitting a shot too close to the 'keeper that forced a fine save. 

The draw looked increasingly likely until we won a penalty.  I've seen them not given, but a clumsy shoulder barge was deemed to be a foul and up stepped Beany.  2-1.

We got there in the end and so off we go to the FA Cup next week...

Saturday, August 12, 2023

Southall are coming

After an altogether successful pre-season, the season kicks off today with the visit of Southall today.

Like last season we open with a home game.  Hopefully we can avoid the same disappointment.

Kick off at 3pm.  See you there!

Sunday, August 06, 2023

Beckenham 2 - 2 Tanners

Leatherhead weathered an early storm, in every sense of the word, to come away with a hard fought draw.

Maybe it was down to a combination of the heavy rain and longer grass, that Hayden adopted a more direct approach.  While we have the pace to chase and pressure, the physical defenders soon became accustomed to this and our early chances made way for home advantage.

Beckenham got their opener from a low cross from the right for a tap in on the left.  We thought we had repeated the trick moments later but our player scuffed his chance.  In the resulting melee, a home defender cleared for a corner for safety and set up to defend.  The ref ignored this and gave a goal kick.

Our equaliser was turned in by a defender for an own goal.  Our shot was potentially sneaking in but a defender made sure of it by mucking up his clearance.

Second half and I could bask in the splendour of a new ground that offers a train track in the background.  Wonderful.

Leatherhead reverted back to a slicker style of football and applied pressure only to be caught on the counter and concede pretty much a carbon copy of the first.

We continued to press and got our reward from a freekick earned from the pressure we were applying.  Beany took it from just outside the penalty area on the left and bent it in off of the far post.  An added dynamic was that the 'keeper works for the goal scorer and they will be sharing a van on Monday morning.

Tarpey nearly won it when he volleyed a cross off of the bar with such power the post is probably still shaking.

That's it though.  The friendlies are over and now we turn to the season ahead with an opener against Southall at the Grove on Saturday...

Saturday, August 05, 2023

Travelling Tanners

Providing the Beckenham pitch survives Storm Antoni, today is our last friendly before the season starts.

Our guests ply their trade at the same level but in the Isthmian One South East League.  Leatherhead look to make it six wins in a row before we start our campaign.

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found here.

Wednesday, August 02, 2023

Tanners 3 - 1 Dartford

Leatheread made it five in a row, with a stunning 3-1 win against our Step 2 guests last night.

Charlie Sherringham played a big part in opening the scoring, by heading across goal to set up a close range header.

From then on Leatherhead responded and responded well with three spectacular goals.   I just hope we haven't used them all up in pre-season!

Masikini, Lawson and a last minute Tarpey goal made for a fine 3-1 win.  Off to Beckenham on Saturday for the last friendly...

Tuesday, August 01, 2023

Dartford are coming

National League South opposition come to the Grove tonight and bring ex-Tanner Charlie Sherringham with them.

Our pre-season form has been rather good... disconcertingly good... and this is one of our last two games before the season starts.

Kick off at 7.45.  Good luck fellas.