Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Farnham are coming!

Leatherhead welcome last year's champions, as Farnham come to the Grove for the last preseason friendly of the season.

Love Island will have to wait. Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Sunday, July 27, 2025

Corinthian-Casuals 3 - 5 Tanners

I sat with Rod before the game as he marked off his team sheet, and he looked quite despondent about the number of players that were still unavailable.  I don't recall a season where we have yet to see a full team, so close to the start of the season.

 

We did not need to wait long for our first goal.  As I walked around the ground, I had just heard a fan complain over the dark-arts of the long throw when one was sent in, flicked on and James Richmond scored with a header on just 40 seconds.  1-0… This was going to be easy… The home side equalised with a brilliant 30-yard free kick into the top corner three minutes later.  1-1. Oh.

 

Leatherhead look like they have been working on their corners.  Hogan sent in two corners, and we scored twice in quick succession.  Hedley and Stepney with the headed goals.  3-1.  Just before half time, Nathan Hogan scored from close range just before halftime, increasing the lead to 4-1.

 

The second half had less goals but did not lack drama.  Corinthian-Casuals were given a penalty, for a clumsy tackle form behind in the box.  This made it 4-2 but still felt safe.  Well, until we failed to hold onto a cross and the fired in from close range.  4-3.

 

Our dominance from corners restored our two-goal cushion, when Stepney fired into the top corner when our hosts failed to clear.  5-3 and all we had to do was calmly see this out.  Alas, a Corinthian-Casuals player had other ideas by crashing into one of our players and then insisting he have a fight with anyone who fancied it.  Sonny Wheeler does not need a second invitation, and charged out of his box to join in.  With Ascot still fresh in our minds, a club fine is needed every time he leaves the area as the ref was in a friendly / charitable mood and only sent off the main protagonist.

 

A piece of silverware in the bag and now we get ready for the visit of Farnham on Tuesday…

Saturday, July 26, 2025

Travelling Tanners

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention our impressive six nil win over Merstham in the week. I'm not sure what was happening with our visitors, as they named a complete squad of trialists; from Trialist A to T.

Hopefully we will face a more settled Corinthian-Casuals, to give us a stiffer test, in the Harvey Hill Trophy.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there.

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Merstham are coming!

Tonight sees The Mick Sullivan derby being played, as our Isthmian South East opponents come to the Grove tonight.

Playing on grass, on Saturday, saw us fight back impressively so we will hopefully look to go one better.

Kick off at 7.45. Free for Season Ticket holders. Good luck fellas!

Monday, July 21, 2025

Tanners 2 - 2 Tonbridge Angels

A touch of déjà vu for the Leatherhead supporters in the opening five minutes as, much like their Tuesday outing against National League South opposition, found themselves 2-0 in a short period of time.  Goals on two and five minutes must have worried all those in attendance.

 

Luckily the fight back started in the 10th minute, and not the 85th, when Akinnibi finished at close range.  The come back was complete Hedley capilitalised on our guests inability to clear their lines.

 

Onto Tuesday, and a visit from Merstham…

Saturday, July 19, 2025

Tonbridge Angels are coming!

There will be nervous glances at the weather forecast for the rest of today, as a much needed spell of rain comes just hours before our first home friendly.

If the pitch soaks it up, then our old friends Tonbridge Angels come to The Grove. A side that have gone on to play in the National League South.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

DWFC 5 - 1 Tanners

I was annoyed even before the game kicked off.  To "save time" I bought a ticket in advance, but with only one turnstile operator accepting payments and scanning it made little difference, and I queued anyway.  Upon entry I was shepherded into the away section… where we shared a bar with the home support… but then – not forgetting that while we are local rivals, it is just a pre-season friendly with a trophy – saw segregation was needlessly introduced to prevent us from standing behind the goal.

 

My mood hardly improved when after just 9 minutes Dorking Wanderers took the lead.  It was disappointing as a move down the right looked like it could have been dealt with twice, but the winger had too much about him and fired in a cross for Rutherford to caress the ball into the far post.

 

Meanwhile, Marc White sipped coffee from a disposable cup showing he was as concerned about the planet as he was about losing this game.  He barely had time to wipe away the froth from his top lip when it was 2-0.  A cross from the tricky Vincent found the head of Rutherford; his header was initially saved by Wheeler but it fell back to his feet and he simply had too much composure to miss from there.

 

3-0.  Bloody hell.  Another cross from their right was met by Carter who deftly lobbed the ball into the far corner in a kind of audacious semi-scorpion kick.

 

Half time and now, not only was I contemplating why I bothered to buy a ticket in advance, but why I had bought one at all.  We did come out with more purpose and mustered our first shot on goal – Lukas fired a shot that was partially blocked so took the sting out of it – but it came to no avail when Lewis fired in from close range just four minutes into the second half.

 

Sod this for a game of soldiers.  I left to prepare for an earlier meeting in Feltham and by the time I got home Trialist B, to add insult to injury, scored.  We did get one back at the end, but 5-1 pretty much reflected what we have come to expect from this away fixture.

 

Onto Saturday and the visit of Tonbridge Angels…

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Travelling Tanners

The annual tussle over the Advertiser Trophy occurs tonight at the Meadowbank. A game that can runaway from us, if we're not careful… but perhaps our new side can be more of a match.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Monday, July 14, 2025

Knaphill 0-8 Tanners

Over three friendlies, Leatherhead have score 13 goals.  The only game, of the three, they didn't score in was the game I attended.  Thanks.

 

The heat did not stop Leatherhead from bouncing back from the 1-0 defeat at Cobham.  Hogan and Akinnibi each scored two goals, while Igozouln, Breckon (penalty), Butler, and Waters each contributed one goal to Leatherhead's total of eight.

 

Onto Tuesday and, probably, the stiffer test of Dorking Wanderers…

Saturday, July 12, 2025

Travelling Tanners

After a hard-fought game at Cobham, Leatherhead play another friendly on the unforgiving 4G surface that has proved to be so tough to win on.

Today we travel to Ashford (Middlesex) to play Knaphill in our third friendly.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

Wednesday, July 09, 2025

Cobham 1 - 0 Tanners

With so much striking talent recently imported into the squad, I wondered how many goals we would ship past our hosts as I walked around the ground on an altogether pleasant evening.  That did last year's play-off finalists a disservice, as their settled squad looked composed from the start.

 

While we hit the post, Cobham looked relatively comfortable in the first half.  They looked even more comfortable when they scored from a header after they sent in a couple of crosses in quick succession.

 

Some changes were made in the second half and Leatherhead looked the better side but lacked a clinical finish.  Time after time a player was sent clear on goal from a through pass, but they could only blast their shot directly at the 'keeper.

 

We had two or three shouts for a penalty but the referee, who was happy to dish out a few yellow cards, was in no mood to point to the spot during a friendly.

 

Onto Saturday and the trip to Knaphill…

Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Travelling Tanners

Ok. Let's get this show on the road, then. Spare a thought for Woody, as we play away at Cobham tonight.

This will be my first chance to see the new and impressive array of signings in action.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!