Tanners 2 - 2 Phoenix Sports

To lose this game, this early in the season, would be unthinkable but somehow we rushed to a two nil deficit to make it look like our season was over before it even started. 

 

Phoenix Sports came out and bossed the game from the start, playing in confident triangles and bullying our players as we hardly laid a glove on them.  Meanwhile, they capitalised when Sonny dropped a low shot for a tap in on six minutes.  Eight minutes later, it was 2-0 when they managed to flick on a corner to the back post for another easy finish.

 

I was so distraught at halftime, I burst into the dressing room announcing my research was all wrong.  They didn't finish comfortably 16^th in the Isthmian South East, as their website suggests, and were in fact relegated to the Southern Counties East League Premier Division.  The look of relief on their faces allowed Ian to then resume his team talk and they came out a different side.

 

It only took three minutes for us to start the comeback.  There was a coming together in the box as well as a handball, so the ref gave one of them and Breckon calmly slotted it into the bottom left corner.

 

On 60 minutes, the comeback was complete when we broke free and had the composure to square the ball to Nathan Hogan who finished at the near post.

 

Both sides appeared to accept their fate of a replay as neither wanted to lose the tie, so off we go to Barnehurst on Monday with the NEW GROUND KLAXON ringing in our ears…

Phoenix Sports are coming!

Ominous dark clouds formed overhead as I completed my cycle ride and I turned my attention to our early entry into the FA Cup. I was told it was our earliest entry since 1935 (unverified).

Our guests come from the Isthmian South East, finishing 16th last season BUT they have a new club owner so who knows how they'll turn up today.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 1 - 4 Farnham

Not so long ago, this pre-season friendly made perfect sense, and I was looking forward to it but now, due to the FA's new coefficient, we are just a few days before the extra-preliminary round it didn't look so appealing.  The players seemed to agree as they tentatively saw out this game out, while Farnham played with more freedom.

Another reason to hold the friendly may have been to cash in on their large supporter base, but it appeared the only person who came to watch Farnham was Marc White as he prepares for his friendly against them soon.  Marc did not have to wait for Farnham to open the scoring when they were awarded an absolute stinker of a penalty.  Hardly any contact but he pointed to the spot and it was 0-1.

Farnham soon raced to a three-goal lead when twice Sonny rushed off his line to close down a pass, only to be beaten and the ball calmly rolled into an empty net.  0-3 and half time.

To be fair, Leatherhead did come out and for the first time looked really committed to get into the game and got their reward from penalty.  Sam De St. Croix stepped up and obviously felt bad about scoring against his old team so sent the 'keeper the right way and it was saved.  He scored on the follow up for this penalty, but when we got awarded another one for handball, he sent the 'keeper the same way and it was saved.

Farnham made it 1-4 from a nice move down the right to finish us off.  That concludes the preseason friendlies, and now we get stuck into the FA Cup and the visit of Phoenix Sports on Saturday…

Farnham are coming!

Leatherhead welcome last year's champions, as Farnham come to the Grove for the last preseason friendly of the season.

Love Island will have to wait. Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Corinthian-Casuals 3 - 5 Tanners

I sat with Rod before the game as he marked off his team sheet, and he looked quite despondent about the number of players that were still unavailable.  I don't recall a season where we have yet to see a full team, so close to the start of the season.

 

We did not need to wait long for our first goal.  As I walked around the ground, I had just heard a fan complain over the dark-arts of the long throw when one was sent in, flicked on and James Richmond scored with a header on just 40 seconds.  1-0… This was going to be easy… The home side equalised with a brilliant 30-yard free kick into the top corner three minutes later.  1-1. Oh.

 

Leatherhead look like they have been working on their corners.  Hogan sent in two corners, and we scored twice in quick succession.  Hedley and Stepney with the headed goals.  3-1.  Just before half time, Nathan Hogan scored from close range just before halftime, increasing the lead to 4-1.

 

The second half had less goals but did not lack drama.  Corinthian-Casuals were given a penalty, for a clumsy tackle form behind in the box.  This made it 4-2 but still felt safe.  Well, until we failed to hold onto a cross and the fired in from close range.  4-3.

 

Our dominance from corners restored our two-goal cushion, when Stepney fired into the top corner when our hosts failed to clear.  5-3 and all we had to do was calmly see this out.  Alas, a Corinthian-Casuals player had other ideas by crashing into one of our players and then insisting he have a fight with anyone who fancied it.  Sonny Wheeler does not need a second invitation, and charged out of his box to join in.  With Ascot still fresh in our minds, a club fine is needed every time he leaves the area as the ref was in a friendly / charitable mood and only sent off the main protagonist.

 

A piece of silverware in the bag and now we get ready for the visit of Farnham on Tuesday…

Travelling Tanners

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention our impressive six nil win over Merstham in the week. I'm not sure what was happening with our visitors, as they named a complete squad of trialists; from Trialist A to T.

Hopefully we will face a more settled Corinthian-Casuals, to give us a stiffer test, in the Harvey Hill Trophy.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there.

Merstham are coming!

Tonight sees The Mick Sullivan derby being played, as our Isthmian South East opponents come to the Grove tonight.

Playing on grass, on Saturday, saw us fight back impressively so we will hopefully look to go one better.

Kick off at 7.45. Free for Season Ticket holders. Good luck fellas!

Tanners 2 - 2 Tonbridge Angels

A touch of déjà vu for the Leatherhead supporters in the opening five minutes as, much like their Tuesday outing against National League South opposition, found themselves 2-0 in a short period of time.  Goals on two and five minutes must have worried all those in attendance.

 

Luckily the fight back started in the 10^th minute, and not the 85^th, when Akinnibi finished at close range.  The come back was complete Hedley capilitalised on our guests inability to clear their lines.

 

Onto Tuesday, and a visit from Merstham…

Tonbridge Angels are coming!

There will be nervous glances at the weather forecast for the rest of today, as a much needed spell of rain comes just hours before our first home friendly.

If the pitch soaks it up, then our old friends Tonbridge Angels come to The Grove. A side that have gone on to play in the National League South.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

DWFC 5 - 1 Tanners

I was annoyed even before the game kicked off.  To "save time" I bought a ticket in advance, but with only one turnstile operator accepting payments and scanning it made little difference, and I queued anyway.  Upon entry I was shepherded into the away section… where we shared a bar with the home support… but then – not forgetting that while we are local rivals, it is just a pre-season friendly with a trophy – saw segregation was needlessly introduced to prevent us from standing behind the goal.

 

My mood hardly improved when after just 9 minutes Dorking Wanderers took the lead.  It was disappointing as a move down the right looked like it could have been dealt with twice, but the winger had too much about him and fired in a cross for Rutherford to caress the ball into the far post.

 

Meanwhile, Marc White sipped coffee from a disposable cup showing he was as concerned about the planet as he was about losing this game.  He barely had time to wipe away the froth from his top lip when it was 2-0.  A cross from the tricky Vincent found the head of Rutherford; his header was initially saved by Wheeler but it fell back to his feet and he simply had too much composure to miss from there.

 

3-0.  Bloody hell.  Another cross from their right was met by Carter who deftly lobbed the ball into the far corner in a kind of audacious semi-scorpion kick.

 

Half time and now, not only was I contemplating why I bothered to buy a ticket in advance, but why I had bought one at all.  We did come out with more purpose and mustered our first shot on goal – Lukas fired a shot that was partially blocked so took the sting out of it – but it came to no avail when Lewis fired in from close range just four minutes into the second half.

 

Sod this for a game of soldiers.  I left to prepare for an earlier meeting in Feltham and by the time I got home Trialist B, to add insult to injury, scored.  We did get one back at the end, but 5-1 pretty much reflected what we have come to expect from this away fixture.

 

Onto Saturday and the visit of Tonbridge Angels…

Travelling Tanners

The annual tussle over the Advertiser Trophy occurs tonight at the Meadowbank. A game that can runaway from us, if we're not careful… but perhaps our new side can be more of a match.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Knaphill 0-8 Tanners

Over three friendlies, Leatherhead have score 13 goals.  The only game, of the three, they didn't score in was the game I attended.  Thanks.

 

The heat did not stop Leatherhead from bouncing back from the 1-0 defeat at Cobham.  Hogan and Akinnibi each scored two goals, while Igozouln, Breckon (penalty), Butler, and Waters each contributed one goal to Leatherhead's total of eight.

 

Onto Tuesday and, probably, the stiffer test of Dorking Wanderers…

Travelling Tanners

After a hard-fought game at Cobham, Leatherhead play another friendly on the unforgiving 4G surface that has proved to be so tough to win on.

Today we travel to Ashford (Middlesex) to play Knaphill in our third friendly.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas.

Cobham 1 - 0 Tanners

With so much striking talent recently imported into the squad, I wondered how many goals we would ship past our hosts as I walked around the ground on an altogether pleasant evening.  That did last year's play-off finalists a disservice, as their settled squad looked composed from the start.

 

While we hit the post, Cobham looked relatively comfortable in the first half.  They looked even more comfortable when they scored from a header after they sent in a couple of crosses in quick succession.

 

Some changes were made in the second half and Leatherhead looked the better side but lacked a clinical finish.  Time after time a player was sent clear on goal from a through pass, but they could only blast their shot directly at the 'keeper.

 

We had two or three shouts for a penalty but the referee, who was happy to dish out a few yellow cards, was in no mood to point to the spot during a friendly.

 

Onto Saturday and the trip to Knaphill…

Travelling Tanners

Ok. Let's get this show on the road, then. Spare a thought for Woody, as we play away at Cobham tonight.

This will be my first chance to see the new and impressive array of signings in action.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Travelling Tanners

For the 100-150 supporters that made the trip to Uxbridge, nothing says sorry than offering discounted travel to 15-20 for the battle for seventh place.  

To be fair, twelve games ago Hartley Wintney occupied the coveted fifth spot and I thought they would be the side to beat on the last day.  It's not to be for either side, this year.

 

Kick off at 3pm.  Good luck fellas.

Tanners 4 - 1 Binfield

I didn't go to this game.  Today I celebrate 21 years of marriage and I got to this milestone by picking my battles.  Giving up a Bank Holiday to watch a game that was, sadly, a dead rubber was not the hill to die on.

 

Those that did attend, saw an entertaining half with a clinical late performance from Ruben who was afforded a rare start.  This was not before Binfield took the lead and Lukas pulled off a Le Tissier-esque volley after flicking the ball up in the box.

 

Then Ruben scored on 59, 89 and 93 minutes.  All three goals were scored just to the right of the goal and if there was a perfect hat-trick award for scoring through the 'keepers legs, near post and rounding him and rolling it into an open net, he would nailed this rare accolade.

 

Onto Saturday and the last game of the season… the trip to Hartley Wintney.

Binfield are coming!

Binfield come to The Grove in our last home game of the season. Our guests are safe from relegation but will no doubt want to better their 2-2 December draw and start signing off the season in style.

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas!

South Park 3 - 1 Tanners

Book your partner a surprise trip away this May Bank Holiday – anywhere but Uxbridge, Ascot or Hanwell – as we are now free from play-off duties.  While it is still mathematically possible, this defeat signals the end of our distant hopes of making it.  Even with a win, it would have been tough given that everyone else won.

 

If drums were goals, South Park would have been 3-1 up at the start of the game.  The local kids arrived with the kind of drum that wouldn't be out of place beating out Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.  While a large travelling contingent set up South Park's largest home crowd of the season, the game started with dead-rubber atmosphere.

 

Leatherhead gave the travelling support something to cheer about first.  An attack down the middle fed in George Hedly, who sent in a low ball into the middle for Tyler to have a free shot into the bottom corner and score his first goal.  1-0.

 

We could have doubled our lead when a free kick on the edge of the box found George unmarked on the edge of the six-yard box, but he could only turn it into the 'keeper's path.  A goal could have finished off the home side, but at 1-0 they were a threat.

 

The threat got worse when Cameron Black saw red for a rash tackle.  With both feet off the ground, and while only one foot made contact, he was not in control so a fair decision.  Leatherhead tucked into a back three, which allowed space down the wings to cross and one found a player unmarked to head home.  1-1.

 

The second half and Leatherhead regrouped and applied themselves well to get a winner and we nearly got it when Lukas fired in a powerful shot and the 'keeper palmed it onto the post.  South Park then charged down the other end, sent in a similar cross, and another header made it 1-2.  In the dying minutes, South Park broke free and lobbed Harvey as he came out to narrow the angle.  1-3.

 

Onto Monday and the visit of Binfield to round off the festive weekend of football.

Travelling Tanners

A trip into Reigate today as we face South Park in the league. This isn't a happy hunting ground for us, and should we to today the aftermath would be felt for the remainder of the season.

We also need a few results to go our way, so no doubt there'll be some nervous glances at our phones to keep abreast of the score.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 2 - 4 Walton & Hersham

For 89 minutes, Leatherhead held our guests and seemed to be heading for penalties, but a swift and decisive move finished off our hopes of reaching the final in the dying minutes.

 

Walton & Hersham turned up in confident mood and stroked the ball around from side to side along their back four, for the opening 15 minutes.  This pendulum motion must have hypnotised our players, as a sudden long ball caught us sleeping and it created a one-on-one chance that was expertly finished.  0-1.

 

Those who feared it would get worse did not have to wait long to see us draw level.  We won a free kick on the edge of the box and Fitzgerald slotted a powerful and low shot through the wall and into the side of the net.  1-1.

 

At this point Leatherhead really grew in confidence and looked to score another.  However, our guests proved that, yet again, they could on the break and scored another to make it 1-2.  Momentum remained on our side, and we scored just three minutes later from one of the many dangerous corners we took this match.  2-2 and half time.

 

Walton & Hersham started the second half like they meant business and I feared we would be overrun, but somehow we weathered the storm and created our own problems for them to solve.  As time ticked down, we began to consider which end would host the penalties, but in the 89th minute, another swift move was finished off from a tight angle to make it 2-3.  We responded with one last Kingstonian-esque attack, but it was snuffed out, and our overcommitted attack could not respond to the breakaway, allowing them to notch up a flattering fourth.

 

So, it's back to concentrating on the league then.  The wrong Villa did all the scoring last night as Hanwell could only draw 0-0 with Ascot, which hands a point to both which makes them just that bit harder to catch in the last three games…

Walton & Horsham are coming!

Surrey Senior Cup Semi Final Night is upon us, as we welcome old friends Walton & Hersham to the Grove.

Our guests sit in third in the Southern League - Premier South and have a nasty habit of beating us… hopefully we can put that right tonight!

Kick off at 7:45. See you there!

Tanners 2 - 1 Hanworth Villa

After seeing the Uxbridge post-match interview, I arrived early at The Grove to ensure I got my free drink.  Fearing it would be limited to one drink per supporter, I took an array of disguises (glasses, glasses with moustache, different tops) in order to capitalise, but to my disappointment no drink materialised.  As if the last week's 10-0 scoreline wasn't sobering enough; now we had to face third-placed Hanworth Villa.

 

We needn't have worried as a very different Leatherhead came out.  Hanworth Villa are a big and physical side, and while last week we ran away scared, this week we fought to retain the ball.  And won!  We created some good chances, the best falling to Tyler who smashed the cross bar and headed down at the 'keeper's feet to force a tricky save.

 

Our opening goal came from our own half, where we won the ball and strode up the pitch.  Akinnibi's optimistic cross was not properly dealt with and the ball fell to Matt Everitt who, with some work to do, nipped past the defender and slotted it into the bottom right corner in stoppage time. 1-0 and half-time.

 

The second half saw Leatherhead come out on top again.  Perhaps fewer chances but we were well in control.  Our goal came when a shot from just inside the area was intercepted by a defender but only to put it into the path of Akinnibi who made no mistake.  2-0.

 

Hanworth Villa rallied and started applying real pressure.  Harvey was forced into a fine save when a header seemed destined for the top left corner, but his scrap-book-photo save kept it out.  The pressure eventually told, and a fluffed clearance set up a powerful strike that flew in on 89 minutes.  No problem, the games was about to end.  Wasn't it?

 

The referee indicated that there was going to be six minutes of added time.  Punishment enough, but the referee obviously did not like the sudden spate of Uxbridge-esque cramp so added on even more.  On and one the game went as Villa applied pressure.  The clock entered 99 minutes, and I feared a Y2K situation should we enter 100 and the club's microwaves would stop working. Luckily we are spared the IT consultancy bill as the referee blew the whistle on 99.21 to give us the three points.  Meanwhile every other bloody team around us tasted victory, meaning our job is even harder… but still possible.

 

Onto South Park then… but not before the visit of Walton & Hersham in the Surrey Senior Cup on Tuesday.

Hanworth Villa are coming!

Before delving into this week's fixture, I thought I would reflect on the sad news of the passing of Dave Johnston; news that had a profound effect on me, as it was only two weeks we stood in the bar at halftime and briefly exchanged views on what an entertaining first 45 minutes it was.  I will miss Dave and our pre-match chats.  If there is a better way to spend an hour before a game than learning of the trials on tribulations of a ground-hop across the second and third tiers of Romanian football, I haven't found it yet.  Looking at comments on various platforms, the enjoyment of these exchanges are a common theme and the fact so many people enjoyed spending time with him and exchanging tales, not just on football but other topics, is a measure of the man.  A real loss to the Leatherhead family.

 

Onto the more mundane topic of football and today we welcome third place, Hanworth Villa.  A side we beat, only last month, thanks to a Adam Pearce goal.  We will need a repeat of this heroics (and less of last week's disaster) to keep any hopes of having football to watch in early May, alive.

 

Kick off at 3pm.  See you there.

Uxbridge 10 - 0 Tanners

If Uxbridge were accused of over celebrating 10 days ago, today they were guilty of over-scoring as they took full advantage of a completely gutless display from a well-backed Leatherhead side.

 

I can't describe many of these goals.  Firstly, I am too disappointed and secondly, I missed half of them.  Two goals spring to mind though.  Their first goal came after Uxbridge's No 4 misplaced a pass and we gained possession.  Rather than build anything we played an lazy ball forward that was intercepted and they went on to score for their possession.  Their fourth goal came from our corner and a good ball in needed someone brave to get a head on it.  Bravery wasn't on the table today and he pulled his head away and Uxbridge marched up the pitch and score.

 

No head injuries for Uxbridge today.  That would need us to get near enough to touch them; not a bit of it as our hosts cruised around in second gear.

 

Into the bar at half time and some light relief as we watched the Grand National.  Oh, how I wished someone would come out onto the pitch and set out a white tent around the stricken Leatherhead team and put us out of our misery as it was about to get a lot worse.  By the time I emerged from the bar, walked past Sonny Wheeler who was enjoying a kebab, and got to the half way line it was 5-0.

 

We did dispatch a few shots – one shot even hit the bar – but in reality Uxbridge were not coming out to tread water and went on to score another five – five! - goals.   You can point to not having our first choice 'keeper in goal, but if that is really the case you should be working harder to protect him, but I saw precious little of that.

 

Miracles do happen, but with our impressive goal difference affectively halved it is going to take a lot to make the play-offs now…

Travelling Tanners

A chance to reacquaint ourselves with housery and over-celebrating of Uxbridge today. With a coach going, this should exceed their (checks notes) 171 average home attendance.

Kick off at 3pm. See. You. There!

Tanners 3 - 2 Ks

29 March used to have the special meaning for me as my wedding anniversary: 21 years today.  Scrap that, it is now 0 years since we scored in the 97^th minute to beat Ks and keep our chances of finishing in a play-off place alive.

 

It did not look like it was going to turn out that way from the first 20 minutes as we started much like we did against Farnham; like meek rabbits caught in the headlights.  Any hopes of blundering our way through it faded when a ball into the box took a wicked deflection off Cameron Black and went in on just six minutes.

 

Leatherhead did not take the early punch well and staggered about on the ropes for a further 14 minutes until something clicked.  Suddenly Leatherhead were relentless and sending in shots from all over the place.  The opening goal came from a brief period of head-tennis and eventually Cameron Black was at hand to head home to atone for his own goal.

 

Just two minutes later our pressure resulted in another goal.  Some nice build-up play down our left got the ball into Alfie Huckle in the box who sent in a powerful shot into the bottom right corner.  A defender dived and used his hand to try and save it, but it found the side netting to spare him a red card.  We should have really scored more but we ended the half 2-1.

 

Second half, for 40 minutes was a fairly even and tame affair.  Then it all happened.  Ks had been growing in the game for some time now but we had largely managed to hold them at bay.  Then we found ourselves with a player one on one with the 'keeper to make it 3-1… his shot was too near the 'keeper not once but twice and the chance was lost.

 

As we entered stoppage time, Ks launched what they hoped would be the last attack of the game as the referee saw a foul and signalled a penalty.  Wheeler guessed the wrong way and at 2-2 it looked like our season was over.  The referee allowed play to go beyond the four minutes signalled to allow Leatherhead to attack from the restart.  After a couple of false starts we broke with the ball down the middle… that went left and then right to Everitt who smashed it into the top right corner.  3-2.  Limbs.

 

When the whistle came, more wild scenes followed as our players – Uxbridge, please take note – celebrated in front of their supporters rather than goad the away support.   Onto Saturday then, when we reacquaint ourselves with Uxbridge again…

Ks are coming

Former-tenants Ks come to the Grove today for this Surrey derby. The club lost to their current hosts in the week, so no doubt they will be looking to bounce back strongly.

A closely contested away game ended 1-1 earlier in the season.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 0 - 1 Uxbridge

Leatherhead's good form came crashing down, last night, as Uxbridge did a bit of number on us.

 

Overall, Leatherhead looked quite good.  We were attacking but Uxbridge always managed to stick out a foot and block a shot for crucial pass, to snuff out any chance we had.  The best coming from a corner, where a deflection seemed to beat the 'keeper to score an own goal but there was a foot to save the defender's blushes.

 

Uxbridge's goal was therefore disappointing.  It appeared we had dealt with an Uxbridge attack, only to lose the ball again and set up a shot from the edge of the box.  It was a speculative as it was under hit but its accuracy was enough to beat the diving Wheeler.

 

The second half spung into life and the referee tried his best to give us the win with a sending off and a soft penalty.  The player that won the penalty celebrated a bit too much, it hadn't been scored yet and the sheer size of the 'keeper must have been daunting.  As soon as Kane hesitated in his run up, the 'keeper already had half a glove on it.  He guessed correctly and saved with ease.

 

Down to ten men, Uxbridge seemed to suffer a series of head injuries that needed treatment and for the game to stop.  So prolific was their misfortune, Sir Chris Whitty was seen setting up for a press conference to explain the sudden pandemic and what could be done to stop the spread of the condition.  Ultimately blowing the final whistle was enough, as their players we able to robustly over-celebrate in front of our supporters rather than acknowledge the travels of their handful of fans that made the trip.

 

Onto Saturday, where we face K's who had their own taste of disappointment last night…

Uxbridge are coming!

I couldn't make Saturday's game, away at Badshot Lea, as I was taking my daughter to an "experience day" at Winchester Uni.  While this made me feel my age, an early goal helped keep the grey hairs at bay as we went on to win 4-0.

 

Tonight, will be a very different challenge as third place Uxbridge come to The Grove.  They come eighth in the form league, having lost 4-2 to Rayners Lane at the weekend.

 

Kick-off at 7.45pm.  See you there!

Travelling Tanners

Non League Day brings a trip to bottom-of-the-table, Badshot Lea. Looking at the other fixtures, this could be quite the opportunity to put even more pressure on fifth spot… or a massive banana skin…

Kick off at 3pm. Good luck fellas!

Hanworth Villa 0 - 1 Tanners

Ian Selley did his homework for this game and was awarded a distinction by teacher as Leatherhead smashed and grabbed 3 points at the division's in form team.

Villa had won 6 of their last 7 league games using various housery tactics such as banning supporters from behind one of the goals for no apparent reason, and removing all grass from the playing surface such as to resemble a test match wicket at Faisalabad.

With only 9 games left and 8 points behind the hosts this was a must win, but the gaffer set out with a seemingly must not lose 5-5-0 formation. This restricted both sides to very few chances with a lot of head tennis and hoofing. 

There were no health scares in the first half and thankfully we were still all clear at half time. The most entertaining moment coming when Martin Lewis, on TV in the club house, advised everyone on the best savings rates. Monument Bank 4.75% per annum max 3 withdrawals per annum.

In the second half, the referee continued to look like he had been called up from the local Sunday league with a series of incorrect decisions. Just as it looked like no one would score if we played all night, Ian Selley pulled a rabbit out of the hat and changed formation with the introduction of Ruben with 15 minutes remaining.

Suddenly we were all over Hanworth and had 3 good chances but it was the old warhorse "Pearcy" who leapt like a salmon at the far post on 93 minutes. Absolute. Limbs. Even Mick sounded upbeat during the post match interview.

Our next match is against the bottom side whilst Hanworth and Hartley both have tough fixtures. 8 games left 5 points adrift. Dare we dream…………

Travelling Tanners!

A trip to Feltham awaits tonight, for what is surely a drink at the Last Chance Saloon. For a second we were within four points, then you blink and the table looks completely different.

Our hosts, Hanworth Villa, are sitting three points better off than they were on 89 minutes, at the weekend. Two late goals push them up into the coveted last play-off place.

Kick off at 7.45. Good luck fellas!

Tanners 1 - 0 Sutton Common Rovers

A well worn out cliché would be to call this a game of two halves.  If you're a Leatherhead supporter, you may be forgiven fall calling it a game of just one as the action of the first half all but evaporated in the second.

 

From the off, we were looking like we were in a scoring mood.  Our midfielders were finding space and time on the ball, giving our guests plenty to think about.  We scored early, but the ref saw a little too much physicality from Cameron Black and gave a foul.

 

Our goal was a thing of beauty.  Ruben put through Akinnibi who ran on with only the 'keeper in front of him.  How many times would we have seen a Leatherhead player panic and hit it straight at the 'keeper?  Not Akinnibi, who calmly pushed the ball past the shot stopper and slotted it into the back of the net.

 

Leatherhead supporters now settled in for a goalfest as surely the floodgates will open now.  This was a gross miscalculation and the rest of the game, the second half in particular, became very hard to watch.

 

I cannot stress enough how bad the second half was.  Absolutely resolute in defence, which is to be applauded, but I was pleased it was all over.  Meanwhile Hanworth Villa spoilt our party with two goals in the 90^thand 95^th minute to win and stretch the play-off places to eight points…  that will come to a head when we play them on Tuesday…

Sutton Common Rovers are coming!

Today we face Sutton Common Rovers on a sodding cold Saturday, as we look to keep pressure on the play-off places.

Luke Tuff's Ashford couldn't repeat their heroics of beating RVP against Hayes & Yeading, so the gap is now 9 point with 10 games to go.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Redhill 0 - 0 Tanners (Tanners win 5-3 on penalties)

History told me that this game had all the elements to be a painful watch.  A cup game, against lower-league opposition, on cold night and away… and I was right.  Not even the last minute discovery that the New Ground Klaxon was sounding for me could numb the sense of impending doom I felt.

 

The mood was raised on the arrival of a Fish and Chip van, but the act of stuffing my face and subsequently having to wash it meant I missed the only real incident of the game.  The Redhill 'keeper dived to smooth a ball and Ty got their late and stamped on the shot stopper.  Straight red.  60 minutes of even harder to watch football now on the cards.

 

Leatherhead simply couldn't do anything right.  Pump it long and they won the header and back it came.  Attempt to pass it around on the ground, and the bobbly pitch also played straight into their hands.  We were pegged back and had to clear off the line on a couple of occasions.

 

Last ten minutes we did get some form of foothold in the game and apply some pressure but in all honesty, we were relieved to get to penalties.  For once we held our nerve and made all of our attempts count, while Redhill missed their fourth, to send us into the semi-final.

 

Now onto Saturday where we return our focus on the league and the visit of Sutton Common Rovers…

Travelling Tanners

Leatherhead travel to the wonderfully named Kiln Brow tonight, to play Redhill in the Surrey Senior Cup.

Our hosts won't make this Quarter Final easy for us, as form must count for something; they sit on top of the Combined Counties.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Raynes Park Vale 1 - 1 Tanners

game was every bit as hard fought as you would expect it to be and, on balance, a point was probably a fair result.

 

Raynes Park Vale had the better of the first half and it wasn't long before they opened the scoring.  Omarr Lawson saw sight of goal, on the edge of the box, and drove his shot into the bottom corner.

 

We nearly equalised in spectacular fashion when Ruben chased a long bouncing ball under pressure from two defenders.  He improvised a lob from over his shoulder, which beat the 'keeper but struck the top of the bar.

 

We built up a bit of pressure from a string of corners and someone must have said something to Tyler Cox as he took the bait.  It wasn't so long ago we were at this ground to see him rotting on the bench for Ks, before we gave him a chance, but that counted for nothing as he hurled insults back.

 

Then our goal.  It was a bit scrappy, and I thought the chance had gone when Ruben's initial shot was smothered by a defender, but the ball ricocheted around the box until Kane could smash it into the bottom corner.

 

The second half started and at times it was hard to see the goal at the far end through the smoke from the tasty BBQ chicken stall.  Despite our players inhaling the best part of a chicken thigh each, they went on to have the best of this half in terms of pressure.  Our best chance fell to Ruben, who opted to cross rather than take a shot on goal from an angle.

 

The final whistle eventually came and I am not sure how much good a point does either side… but we will have to worry about that next week as we have the Surrey Senior Cup to concentrate on with a trip to Redhill on Tuesday…

Travelling Tanners

The big one. It was already a big game but throw in Hayden's arrival - followed by many ex-Leatherhead players - it got slightly bigger.

The reverse fixture saw an ex-Leatherhead player score against us in a game we were largely bullied. Today, if they score it will be difficult to find a player that didn't used to play for us to do it.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 1 - 0 Guernsey

A very different game to the one on Saturday, where Guernsey arrived from Gatwick airport and parked their coach on the edge of the penalty box.  Huff, puff and controversy were the order of the day…

 

Leatherhead worked hard for this win.  It was clear that they were not going to have the freedom they had enjoyed at the weekend, but in the first half they tried to get a breakthrough but rarely threatened.  We got a bit lucky too, with corner decisions, as we were awarded one that came off of our player and Guernsey were denied one that seemed to be kicked out from our defender.

 

Any good will towards the officials for their awarding of corners soon evaporated when they gave Pearce a straight red for violent conduct.  A replay does not show any significant contact, but the referee saw an elbow so we were down to ten men.

 

Guernsey now grew in confidence and wanted to return to the island with all three points.  This created a bit more space for our attacking players and we too went on the hunt for a goal.  

The goal came via a penalty, when our player drove into the box and was caught in a clumsy pincer defence where two players attempted to tackle but missed.  Despite the 'keeper guessing the right way, Kane's shot was too powerful, and the ball hit the back of the net with fragments of glove on it.

 

Guernsey upped their push for a goal even more, and when Ruben was retreated to the bench we had no real outlet so the ball kept coming back to us for the last six minutes of stoppage time.  Finally, the referee blew his whistle to signal a fine win and for once results went our way, to leave us just four points behind.  Saturday just got bigger…

Guernsey are coming!

The plane took off, so providing they didn't miss it we are good to go tonight.

An interesting array of games being played tonight, so no doubt people will be looking at their phones… hopefully the team will concentrate on the three points.

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!

Tanners 3 - 0 Ascot

Ascot simply didn't turn up at the races today, as Leatherhead notched up an impressive 3-0 win today to take us to within seven points of the play-off places.

 

Leatherhead opened the scoring quickly and decisively, when Kane brought the ball down in midfield to evade his defender and find Rhys out on the right.  Rhys rode his luck on beating his marker, but expertly bent a shot into the side netting.  1-0.

 

It was soon 2-0, when a corner found Pearce at the back post who headed back into a dangerous area where Akinnibi could smash it into the same corner as we had scored moments earlier.

 

The third goal could have come on four occasions in the remainder of the first half; the closest where a cross became a Ronaldinho lob but hit the bar.  Ascot did finish this half strongly but Sonny was largely untroubled.

 

The second half and it was only six minutes before we did get our third and ultimately made the game safe.  The ball popped up in the box with Ruben in close terms with the 'keeper but his improvised shot sneaked into the goal.

 

At this point Ascot decided it wasn't going to be the day and both sides decided to tread water until the final whistle.  A fine win which takes us into Tuesday when Guernsey hope to make the long awaited trip to The Grove… expect low-flying fog then…

Ascot are coming!

The reverse fixture ended in controversy when a provoked moment of madness cost us all three points, at a time when we were stringing some wins together.

Our guests have gone on to be in a good position in the playoff places while our chances look to have faded. Could a win change that today…?

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Farnham 2 - 1 Tanners

Leatherhead started this match like 11 rabbits caught in the headlights and meekly allowed Farnham to control the game and race to a 2-0 lead.  The three-goal-lead rule looked likely to be enforced by as early as 25 minutes, and allow me to rejoin my family in town.

 

Somehow, we managed to hold on; but Farnham's towering number five managed to walk off with his pristine white shorts and boots intact as he had no defending to do.

 

The second half we showed up and least held them at bay… well, apart from them hitting the woodwork twice and forcing Sonny into a fine save.  Then, as we approached six minutes of stoppage time we did the unthinkable and scored.  We had started to build a bit of pressure in the final ten minutes but Ruben made it interesting with a low strike on the edge of the box.

 

From nowhere, Leatherhead had created genuine excitement to the game.  The best chance came when we one a freekick, about three yards outside the box.  The powerful shot forced a save from our former 'keeper but no one could follow up.

 

The final whistle blew, and Farnham's No 7 over celebrated towards a large travelling contingent that had barely noticed him all game.  Losing 5-3 on aggregate doesn't seem to be anything I would be too proud of, so only he knows why that was necessary.

 

Onto Tuesday then, and the visit of fourth place Uxbridge…

Travelling Tanners

Game on! Despite overnight rain, an early pitch inspection is passed and we have a game on.

Worryingly, our hosts absolutely destroyed Ks midweek and no doubt the score line from our home tie will be on the dressing room wall.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 2 - 2 Hendon (3-4 on penalties)

Leatherhead heroically bow out of the League Cup after taking Hendon all the way to penalties but fell short from the spot.

 

Hendon arrived at the Grove with a relatively strong side, albeit with only three players on the bench and their top striker rested.  That didn't stop them scoring first, when their player hit a volley over our 'keeper and into the side netting from a tight angle.

 

Hendon are at the wrong end of the table and so have their own defensive frailties to deal with, which Ty exposed by running onto a through-ball and tucking it between the legs of the young 'keeper.  1-1.

 

Overall, Leatherhead looked the better side and on 65 minutes they got a stunning second goal when Niran Butler let fly from 25 to 30 yards out; an unstoppable shot that arrowed directly into the top right-hand corner.

 

We could dream of a famous win but Hendon started to apply real pressure and pegged us back with a swift move in the box and a cool finish.  Onto penalties…

 

The first two round of penalties were scored, but Marco's effort was saved and Hendon scored to make it 2-3.  2-3 soon became 3-4 and Kane stepped up needing to score.  He opted a confident chip down the middle but completely undercooked it.  The 'keeper, who dived to his left, had time to get up and simply bat it away.  So under hit was the shot, I wonder if the 'keeper was even needed and the ball would have landed in front of the line and span backwards… we will never know.

 

No semi-final for us… but also, no long trip to Chatham… time to focus on Saturday and the much talked about trip to Farnham…

Hendon are coming!

League Cup action tonight and the arrival of old friends, Hendon. Down from their lofty Isthmian Premier League heights… although they are in the relegation zone.

Kick off at 7.45pm. See you there!

Tanners 3 - 0 Harrow Borough

For a game between two similarly placed teams, this was as one sided as it could get.  For the first half we controlled the game without much end result, but it all came together in the second.

 

With Lukas injured, it left Ruben as the main striker with Marco playing alongside him.  Ruben should have put us 1-0 when a cross found him on the edge of the six-yard box but he mistimed his strike while under pressure from a defender.  He later managed to get his head on a difficult cross but could only get the ball to land on the roof of the net.  We also hit the bar from a long range shot.

 

The second half we took our chances… not before Ruben missed a clear chance to open the scoring.  He received the ball about 10 yards out with only the 'keeper between him and the goal.  His touch was perfect to allow him to pick his spot; unfortunately, that spot was just wide of the right-hand post.

 

Then the goals came.  First from our captain, Kane, who received the ball on the edge of the box but surrounded by four players.  A step to the left and a timely drag-back sent all players in the wrong direction, which created enough space for a curling shot up and over the 'keeper.  The full majesty of this goal could not be seen from behind the goal, but the official footage is a joy to behold.

 

The second goal was fortunate as it was clinical.  Anuar Ceesay received the ball about 25 yards out and his attempt to control it saw the ball bound up and strike his arm which, unintentionally, created the perfect touch to now allow him to advance on goal.  With the referee's view obscured and the assistant only prepared to say "yes ref" and not make a decision of his own, Anuar advanced on goal and powered a low shot into the bottom right corner.

 

Then Ruben was set free and got his goal.  I'm hoping he saw the 'keeper stood with his legs slightly apart and his decision to fire it directly at him was a calculated move, but it worked and a satisfying 3-0 scoreline went up.

 

No major scares down the other end.  All in all, a good day.. except for all of the other sides above us winning so we are no better off.  Next up, the League Cup and the visit of Hendon on Tuesday…

Harrow Borough are coming!

A string of crucial league games is upon us, as we take on a number of sides between us and the playoff places, and we start with the visit of Harrow Borough.

Our guests sit two places above us, the points to the good but with an inferior goal difference.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Rayners Lane 3 - 5 Tanners

Leatherhead played out a high-scoring and entertaining game today against a spirited side that played much of the game with ten men.

 

After an agonising car journey, I arrived at the new ground to see that it posed a number of problems.  There was very little in the way of cover and yet again you couldn't get behind one goal but the introduction of "loaded jerk chicken chips" more than made up for this.

 

Rayners Lane could have opened the scoring with a good chance just as I put my order in for the Caribbean-based dish, but the striker mistimed his shot.  Some five minutes later, Lukas was put clear through on goal and he slid the ball past the 'keeper.  I missed this as I anxiously looked inside the tea-bar's hatch, while looking for signs of my food.

 

Then the ref stepped in to change the game.  Rayners Lane were awarded a free kick in their own half, and with Leatherhead pressing it was difficult to find a free man.  Their No 4 stood over the ball, hesitated a bit, faked a pass and then attempt to play the ball just as the referee blew his whistle and issued a card for time wasting.  Moments later, our defender was fouled while clearing a ball.  The referee blew his whistle just as the long ball fell to their No 4 and he instinctively cleared the ball, although slicing it into touch.  The referee thought this was petulant and issued a second yellow and then a red.  The harshest application I have seen of these laws not once but twice in just a few minutes.

 

With only ten men, Rayners Lane were ripe for the picking, right?  On the stroke of halftime, a ball found a player unmarked at the back post and he fired it into the goal from close range.  1-1.

 

In the second half, Leatherhead looked in rampant mood.  On just 51 minutes Anuar Ceesay, who had been outstanding in the first half, was slotted though and made it 2-1.  Just six minutes later, Rhys beat the offside trap (just) and made it 3-1.  Then on 65 minutes, Ruben was brought down in the box for Fitzgerald to fire home the penalty.  4-1.

 

At this point I turned to the people near me and confidently said "there is no way we can muck this up from here".  Just then the sky was filled with a flurry of colour as a pandemonium of parrakeets filled the skies and a chaos of Leatherhead played out in the pitch.  Twice the 10 men of Rayners Lane scored in the last few minutes from close range Luckily, Ty Butler added a fifth goal to our tally, making my earlier confidence feel slightly more justified.

 

An eventful day, but now we get ready to host Harrow (pitch permitting) on Tuesday…

Rayners Lane 2 - 5 Tanners

Leatherhead played out a high-scoring and entertaining game today against a spirited side that played much of the game with ten men.

 

After an agonising car journey, I arrived at the new ground to see that it posed a number of problems.  There was very little in the way of cover and yet again you couldn't get behind one goal but the introduction of "loaded jerk chicken chips" more than made up for this.

 

Rayners Lane could have opened the scoring with a good chance just as I put my order in for the Caribbean-based dish, but the striker mistimed his shot.  Some five minutes later, Lukas was put clear through on goal and he slid the ball past the 'keeper.  I missed this as I anxiously looked inside the tea-bar's hatch, while looking for signs of my food.

 

Then the ref stepped in to change the game.  Rayners Lane were awarded a free kick in their own half, and with Leatherhead pressing it was difficult to find a free man.  Their No 4 stood over the ball, hesitated a bit, faked a pass and then attempt to play the ball just as the referee blew his whistle and issued a card for time wasting.  Moments later, our defender was fouled while clearing a ball.  The referee blew his whistle just as the long ball fell to their No 4 and he instinctively cleared the ball, although slicing it into touch.  The referee thought this was petulant and issued a second yellow and then a red.  The harshest application I have seen of these laws not once but twice in just a few minutes.

 

With only ten men, Rayners Lane were ripe for the picking, right?  On the stroke of halftime, a ball found a player unmarked at the back post and he fired it into the goal from close range.  1-1.

 

In the second half, Leatherhead looked in rampant mood.  On just 51 minutes Anuar Ceesay, who had been outstanding in the first half, was slotted though and made it 2-1.  Just six minutes later, Rhys beat the offside trap (just) and made it 3-1.  Then on 65 minutes, Ruben was brought down in the box for Fitzgerald to fire home the penalty.  4-1.

 

At this point I turned to the people near me and confidently said "there is no way we can muck this up from here".  Just then the sky was filled with a flurry of colour as a pandemonium of parrakeets filled the skies and a chaos of Leatherhead played out in the pitch.  Twice the 10 men of Rayners Lane scored in the last few minutes from close range Luckily, Ty Butler added a fifth goal to our tally, making my earlier confidence feel slightly more justified.

 

An eventful day, but now we get ready to host Harrow (pitch permitting) on Tuesday…

Travelling Tanners

For the second weekend running the NEW GROUND KLAXON sounds as we travel to Rayners Lane.

The last two results have been difficult to watch and take; while we also lose Tyler to RVP. Let's hope the new signing slots in well.

Kick off at 3pm. See you there!

Tanners 1 - 2 Westfield

The Westfield curse hits again, as we lose and cement ourselves in a midtable position.

 

This was not a pretty game to watch.  Westfield came with a well-executed game plan and managed to slow the game down when needed; twice a substitution was called without the player coming on being ready.

 

The first half started off slow but for the last ten minutes we were very much on top.  If Leatherhead's strikers rocked up at a coconut shy, they would clear up as three good chances were shot straight at the 'keeper.  Then we got our goal.  For the second game, Ruben turned provider by chasing a ball and feeding in Lukas who found the back of the net.  For the second time, Ruben was withdrawn in the second half to "boost midfield" only for us to concede.

 

A stale second half (we googled a list of UK cities to see which ones we had visited during the "action") came to life in the last ten minutes when Westfield got their equaliser and then smelled blood.  The first goal was a close range shot from a low cross and the second a powerful strike from a breakaway move down their left.

 

A disappointing loss could have become a disappointing draw when we thought we had a good shout for a penalty.  Marco controlled a lofted ball into the area and was clear on goal with only the 'keeper to beat.  The defender, closely behind, fell and took Marco down without playing the ball but the referee waved it away.  Referees don't give those in the opening or closing two minutes being the unwritten law of the game.

 

So onto Saturday when the NEW GROUND KLAXON sounds again for the trip to Rayners Lane…

Tanners 1 - 2 Westfield

The Westfield curse hits again, as we lose and cement ourselves in a midtable position.

 

This was not a pretty game to watch.  Westfield came with a well-executed game plan and managed to slow the game down when needed; twice a substitution was called without the player coming on being ready.

 

The first half started off slow but for the last ten minutes we were very much on top.  If Leatherhead's strikers rocked up at a coconut shy, they would clear up as three good chances were shot straight at the 'keeper.  Then we got our goal.  For the second game, Ruben turned provider by chasing a ball and feeding in Lukas who found the back of the net.  For the second time, Ruben was withdrawn in the second half to "boost midfield" only for us to concede.

 

A stale second half (we googled a list of UK cities to see which ones we had visited during the "action") came to life in the last ten minutes when Westfield got their equaliser and then smelled blood.  The first goal was a close range shot from a low cross and the second a powerful strike from a breakaway move down their left.

 

A disappointing loss could have become a disappointing draw when we thought we had a good shout for a penalty.  Marco controlled a lofted ball into the area and was clear on goal with only the 'keeper to beat.  The defender, closely behind, fell and took Marco down without playing the ball but the referee waved it away.  Referees don't give those in the opening or closing two minutes being the unwritten law of the game.

 

So onto Saturday when the NEW GROUND KLAXON sounds again for the trip to Rayners Lane…

Westfield are coming!

Tonight sees the visit of Westfield to the Grove, for this league fixture.

Our guests sit just one place below us, but a win for them won't them above us… but we could go up one place with a win…

Kick off at 7.45. See you there!