Tanners 3 - 0 Hartley Wintney

Leatherhead secured their place in the top half of the play-offs in style as they ran out 3-0 winners against Hartley Wintney.  In front of a big crowd, Leatherhead turned a slow start into a comprehensive win that sets us up for the week ahead.

 

Perhaps our players sensed there was a queue outside as the game kicked off, that they decided to hold off on attacking until we were all in.  The signal to attack was made by Ollie Cook, who hit a long range piledriver that the 'keeper did well to keep out.  Ibz forced a good save from a header, too, moments later.

 

Then the opening goal.  A lose ball in the box was pounced upon by two players, but Sow beat Robinson to it and slotted it past the keeper.  1-0.

 

Diallo then won a penalty.  For about 10 seconds he mesmerised his defender with an array of stepovers, before bamboozling him enough to force a clumsy tackle.  Masikini's penalty found the side netting, leaving the 'keeper no chance even if he had guessed the right way.

 

Half time and the bar was lively and getting ready for the party.  So busy that I missed the Ibz goal to make it 3-0.

 

Onto the play-offs and there is doubt on who we will play as the Southall v Chipstead game was abandoned.  Hopefully confirmation will come soon….

Hartley Wintney are coming!

Barring a huge shift in goal difference, Leatherhead are fighting for third place today with a point being enough to keep Southall at bay.  Across the three other teams that will be in the mix, they have lost just one game across 18 games between them… but let's worry about that on Wednesday.

 

Our guests beat Guernsey in the week but had shipped seven goals in the two previous games against Marlow and Southall… but let's worry about that on Wednesday.

 

Kick off at 3pm.  See you there!

Hanworth Villa 2 - 1 Tanners

Not even updating my spreadsheet to reflect my first visit to Rectory Meadow - *sigh* ground three hundred and thirty t-t-t-two… *sobs* - could take away the disappointed of yesterday's results.  Marlow's trip to South Park was always going to be difficult and while Hanworth Villa are no pushovers to be eighth, there was hope we could seize the initiative and take second place.

 

Leatherhead never really looked likely to benefit for the draw being played out near Reigate.  Tyler Cox, for one, appeared to be in a very deep role that prevented him from embarking on some of the runs that have entertained us so much recently.  A tepid first half ended goalless.

 

Second half and the hosts started to enjoy their last home game of the season.  We helped facilitate this by failing to clear a ball in the box and allowing their striker to smash it into the roof of the net, from close range.  Things got worse moments later when a shot, from distance, through a crowded box found the back of the net.

 

Leatherhead did pull one back, on 75 minutes, from a Beanie penalty.  Ibz brought down crudely from behind by their number 3, who was booked for his troubles.  The ref reached for his pocket moments later when the same player aggressively prevented us from getting the ball back to the halfway line, but he realised that would mean a red card so put it away again.

 

Hanworth Villa forced the ref's hand on 90 minutes when a player did see a second yellow, just as nine minutes of stoppage time came up.  To add to the pressure, an injury meant that Hanworth Villa were left with nine men as they had used all of their substitutions.  Despite the two-man advantage, we could not get an equaliser and now need a Hanworth Villa to do us a favour, when they make the trip to Marlow on Saturday…

Travelling Tanners

Hold the phone.  I thought I had been to Hanworth Villa, but on checking I see the New Ground Klaxon sounds for the second time in three days.

 

Less than 48 hours ago, the Don't Panic Klaxon was sounding though as it looked like we were about to throw away 3 vital points.  We held on and go into this game against 8^th placed Hanworth Villa looking to keep the pressure on Marlow.

 

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found here.  See you there!

Badshot Lea 2 - 3 Tanners

This wasn't quite the message we wanted to send to Marlow, last night.  A loud "we're coming for you", suddenly disappeared to the mosquito-hum of "we're still here", irritatingly.

 

The first half went, pretty much, to script though.  Despite a slow start, which invited Badshot Lea to have a couple of good shots, we soon took advantage of tired legs and looked to blow the opposition away.

 

On 9 minutes, Ibz flicked on a corner and found Travis who did enough to get the ball over the line.  One goal in 9 minutes and we were on our way needed to get the 9-10 goals needed to make the goal difference with Marlow remotely interesting.

 

On 24 minutes, Tyler Cox (who had dazzled defenders down our left wing) made space for himself and curled his shot through the hands of the diving 'keeper to make it 2-0.  Three minutes later it was 3-0, when Beanie sent in a freekick and in it went.  Ibz tried to claim he got a touch but "snicko" was inconclusive.  A goal every 9 minutes… hold on…

 

Into half time where the Badshot Lea players were no doubt given talking to and, seemingly, a blood transfusion as they came out completely revitalised.  We appeared to humour them by letting them have their fun, possibly believing they were never going to score, until the ref awarded a soft penalty, and it was 3-1.

 

We did try to rally, and perhaps we could have settled if the ref had seen an obvious pull on Tyler Cox which would have awarded us a free kick and let us compose ourselves… but it wasn't and within one or two minutes they made it 3-2.  A cross from the left found an unmarked man and slotted it into an unguarded net.

 

This was worrying.  Another substitution to try and control the game, which worked but there was blood in the water and Badshot Lea were up for it.  They won a freekick about 40 yards out, sent on a unprepared sub, and then sent the ball too long and out for a goal kick which brought about the end of the game and a much needed three points.  Marlow are still very much in charge of their destiny, but have a tricky away game at South Park this Saturday…

Travelling Tanners

It had better be a good game of football, as I was all set for a night in with The Apprentice Final tonight.  The disappointment will be masked by the joyous sound of the New Ground Klaxon as we finally make a trip into Wrecclesham.

 

Our hosts will no doubt be feeling a little leggy.  They have nine games to play in April and have conceded 10 in the last three games.  Meanwhile Leatherhead, who have score eight in our last tree games, need to dust off the disappointment of the trip to Southall.

 

Kick off at 7.45.  Directions can be found here.  See you there!

Southall 1 - 0 Tanners

The next time a manager wins Manager of the Month we should just send it straight back.  Thanks, but no thanks; as we lose against a side that offered little today.

The conditions were as bad as I thought.  Windy wind and a bouncy pitch.  That said, we took the game to the home side and it looked like we took the lead when a goal line clearance looked suspiciously over the line (at the time... less so when we looked on an iphone-filmed replay.

Ibz then forced a fingertip save, which went on to hit the pot.  Two great chances but no goal as we went into half time.

Second half and things soon started to go south.  Puma, who had just been booked, launched into a ridiculous challenge and fouled his man.  It could not have happened in a worse place on the pitch, being near the Southall dugout.  Out came the second yellow and we were down to 10.

The game was quite stale at this point, so we hoped for a draw (which with Marlow losing, was a bonus)... but this hope came to an end when Suthall broke down the left and crossed to allow an easy tap in.  Our players appeared to be upset that a foul off the ball went unnoticed.

The ref went on to frustrate us by doing things that only he knows why... like playing on after a bad challenge when there was no advantage and then suggesting our players wanted advantage (when they didn't) so not going back for a free kick or even giving a yellow card.

This frustration boiled over on the final whistle when a scuffle broke out.  The ref awarded a post match yellow to a Southall player.

Marlow would have been total limbs, as they came from 4-1 down to win 5-4.  No games for us for a couple of weeks to lck our wounds though...

Travelling Tanners

Leatherhead make their second trip to Southall, having played there in the FA Sodding Trophy, for this crucial fixture.

On the one hand, we are the most in-form team in the league.  On the other, we are playing on a tricky 3G surface with strong winds and with the curse of just being awarded Manager of the Month.

Kick off at pm.  Directions can be found here.  See you there!

It’s off

Dry your salty tears, league officials. It's off. No game tonight, away at Badshot Lea. Spare them a thought though, with 9 games (including one cup) game left to play.

Corinthian-Casuals 2 - 3 Tanners

A strangely spirited and incredibly tall Corinthian Casuals side made this a much more exciting game than anyone had expected. The Fiel Londres were there in numbers to create a good atmosphere and make up for those sob o polegar da esposa.

Tanners attempted to start the game in our usual way by passing the ball around gently amongst ourselves but it soon became clear that Casuals weren't in the mood to watch and admire.

After 13 minutes a long range effort gave Casuals the lead soon followed by Amadou limping off the park. Fortunately we had an able deputy on the bench in the form of Harvey Keogh but he was unable to prevent Casuals making it 2-0 after 38 minutes. 

We normally try and pass the ball into the net but strangely today we supplied the tallest team in the league with a barrage of crosses. After a ugly goalmouth scramble we bundled a goal back from Ollie just before half time. 

In the second half we started to move the ball more quickly and Ollie equalised with another bundled goal on 53'. There was more than half an hour left to get the winner and the lumbering Casuals defenders started to tire and feign injury. The referee grew agitated with the huge Casuals players rolling on the floor disrupting play and awarded a soft penalty as a punishment. 

The Casuals manager disagreed with the decision and got sent off. If his team had showed this much passion in previous games they might have more than 15 points. Ghus Sow calmly slotted the penalty away on 87' to limbs. There was a cast iron penalty just a few minutes later but a rattled referee waved it away wishing he had found a different hobby. 

After an intransigent jobsworth league decision we have to play again on Thursday evening but it will be Marlow choking on their overpriced Michelin star burgers tonight as we open up a 3 point gap.

Travelling Tanners

It has been a long season for Corinthian-Casuals, this year.  Just 15 points to their name and 4-1 beating by Marlow on Saturday... but Leatherhead be warned... the bogey ground klaxon sounds today.

The league handed us Corinthian-Casuals as our festive opponent and we won 1-0 in the reverse fixture on Boxing Day.

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found here.  Good luck fellas.